A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.

Jul 31, There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn’t let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself.

At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping. The Joke or Riddle: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! The Punchline: ) Bird: The Joke or Riddle: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? The Punchline: Because it died. ) chantel: Location: chester: The Joke or Riddle: why. Blonde:"OMG, nobody does!" Anonymous. There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.

They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday. A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.

The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. Mar 13, And for that, we have a solution: Come up with a few blonde jokes of your own- or use one of these. Whether you've got natural platinum locks or have a standing appointment with your stylist every six to eight weeks, these blonde jokes are guaranteed to make you stumpchopping.bar: Best Life Editors. stumpchopping.bar for the refill. There was a blonde and brunette walking through the woods.

The brunette pointed and said look a dead bird the blonde looked up and asked,"where??". Q: Three people were walking down the street. Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde.

They all saw a ten dollar bill on the sidewalk. Who got it? Jul 24, A naked woman tied herself to a tree by the foot and then accidentally got stuck. Hilde Krohn Huse was filming herself for an art project in a remote wood near where she lives in. Feb 11, Location:Unavailable. After several drinks too many, this group could barely walk in a straight line, and one girl finally gave in to the force of gravity and fell to the ground.

Unfortunately, she regretted her choice in clothing as her dress flipped up and showed the world her underwear. alcohol. Jan 21, Funny Entertainment.

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